There was once a robot so sneaky that he managed to steal an incredible artifact known as the "red pixel". It allowed him to reverse time and thus attempt any obstacle thrown at him as many times as he should wish. Mean people in space thought this was less than fair, so they mined the surface of the planet, killing many hapless civilians in the process, and then focussed the beam of their LaserMaster3000 on the robot. He is now forever on the run from the unsavoury laser folk in space.

On weekends, the robot works part time as a web designer for a small collective in Montreal.