That's right. Nothing is sacred to us.

She was one of the first ones I suggested when Tom and I were brewing this up. So pretty. So wholesome. A perfect target.

She's rich, famous, and beautiful.

Fuck that bitch!

UPDATE - June 11, 2000:
Celine Dion is pregnant!

"There's no hiding happiness," the Chicken Lady stated on her Web site. "We can't keep something so big, so wonderful, a secret just for us."

Better call her up and tell her to come on down to CELEBRITY ABORTION® and let one of our celebrity Abortionists snuff it for her
REAL HORRORSHOW-like!