So why are we picking on the dear departed Princess, you ask?

Easy! It's simply a case of the media having stuffed and shoved her life and death down our collective throat. And what happens when someone gets too much of something shoved down their throat? That person will vomit back up what they were fed, and it certainly won't be as pretty as it was when they first ate it!

I'm a little pissed off about this: When I was researching this heinous project, I found out that the papparazzi who were chasing the Princess' car didn't do their jobs! I couldn't find ONE picture of her all mangled-up in the car!

Go figure.