The chance to legally kill a hipster comes twice in a lifetime.

Author Comments:

arrow keys move Hipster.
space bar makes Hipster jump.*
use the F key to F stuff up.

total score is cu·mu·la·tive for your newgrounds account.
songs by:
Bob Schneider — https://itunes.apple.com/us/artist/bob-schneider/id86359
Jay Double Okay — http://www.last.fm/music/Jay+Double+Okay
Julian Velard — https://itunes.apple.com/us/artist/julian-velard/id64631459
Sebastian Bunda
*Hipster jumps in different ways depending on different things.