One thing I think is funny about Haruka, is how much she dislikes Seiya. In fact, most of my favorite scenes in Sailormoon has something to do with Haruka and Seiya. So, sience I devote a page to everything anyway, I figured it wouldn't hurt ^^ For each scene, I put in the quotes and pix to go with it. And NOW, we have Haruka Hates Seiya --The GAME! It will make this page a tiny bit more interesting.
I would just like to add one more thing, just so people don't get the wrong idea. I don't hate Seiya. And I know in the end, all is well with Haruka and Seiya. Seiya is actually my second favorite character in Sailormoon. Without him, (and the fight with Galaxia) the Star season would have been boring for me! There is barely any presence of Haruka in the season! Sometimes they go for volumes without her! It is SO wrong... But don't be discouraged my little kittens! When she is on screen, she is 10 times cooler than she was in the Super season!

Scene 1
-The Dressing Room

Seiya- "I want to know much more about you."
Michiru- "Oh, do you? Then, do you want to help me change?" (lifts up hair, showing zipper)
Haruka- (from outside door) "I'm coming in, Michiru!"
Usagi- " Michiru! Oh? Seiya!"
Seiya- "Dumpling! Well, well, You're with a good-looking guy!"
Usagi- "Don't be rude! Haruka is-"
Michiru- "-my very important partner!"
Seiya- "Oh? You're bad-natured, Michiru.' (turns to Haruka and holds out hand) 'I'm Kou Seiya! Nice to meet you!"
Haruka- "Ten'ou Haruka-san...Nice to meet you."
*eye twitch*
*grabs hand and yanks him closer*
Seiya- " Nice greeting, eh?"
Haruka- "Go away."
Seiya- "Well, Michiru! Have a nice evening! Visit us later, Dumpling! See you!"
Haruka- "Don't let him into your dressing room, okay?"
Michiru- "Oh? Are you jealous?"
Usagi- "Haruka, please accept my apology for him. He can be rude, but he's really a nice guy. Please forgive him!"
Michiru- "Haruka is suspicious of strangers. By the way, it's okay to visit him, right?"
Usagi- "Yes, I'm going! I'll see you later!"
Haruka- "Michiru, I was..."
(Michiru puts out finger to quiet her)
Michiru- "Now, do you want to help me?" ( holds up hair to show zipper)
Haruka- (shrugs shoulders) " All right."

Scene 2
-Usagi's House

Seiya- "Oh..."
Haruka- "... you"
Seiya- "...Why are you here?"
Michiru- *shrugs* "Its true, I'm not bored"
Haruka- "Are you sure about not going home? Celebrities have alot of free time"
Seiya- "It just so happens that I had a cancellation today! Besides, I'm her bodyguard"
Haruka- "Oh? Are bodyguards supposed to bring there friends along to party these days?"
Seiya- "What was that??"
Haruka- "Its more dangerous for her to be with you guys"
Yaten- "'You guys'? Don't treat us the same way as him OK?"
Taiki- "Yaten, just ignore it"
*exchange of looks between Seiya and Haruka*
Rei- "Hey, Usagi, are they on bad terms?"
Usagi- "Actually, I heard Haruka doesen't like men"
*Yaten and Taiki look over at Haruka with a smirk*
Yaten- "That makes sense"
Inner Senshi- (nod) " It makes sense!"
Haruka- "Don't take it seriously"
Michiru- "Actually, Haruka doesen't like popular men"
Inner Senshi- (nod) "That makes sense!"
Haruka- *twitches eyebrow* "It does not make sense"
Scene 3
-In Battle

Sailor Moon- "Thank you! You've come here to help us!"
Sailor Uranus- "Don't misunderstand, I didn't come to save him"

Oohhh... Them's fightn' words! But anyway, here is the last part of the page, the game!
Rule #1: SQUASH SEIYA!
Rule #2: There is no rule number two. Just SQUASH him! Squash his guts out!
Rule #3: And have fun doing it too! ^-^

*WARNING This game requires Flash 5 plugin, and is a MAJOR ripoff of the Mosquito Squasher sample game. lol