An interactive epic poem about how to make really stupid decisions, starring SirTom93

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Thanks for the front page, guys!
Follow the tale of Sirtom93, the precocious scamp who threatened to burn down his school over the newgrounds forums, then DeckHeadTottie gave the popo a heads up and Sirtom got his ass handed to him by the police.
Not familiar with the incident? Rig has graciously covered every step of it for you.
http://rig.newgrounds.com/news/post/281646