I Think In A Minute Or So I Will Explode is a platformer inspired by scary Soviet bootlegs

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UPDATED TO V1.1
Idle time increased. Hanging hitboxes tweaked. Camera ceiling eased. No more autoplay. SPACE is now Jump. ENTER is now Explode. M is universal mute. Options menu now uses arrows.
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I THINK IN A MINUTE OR SO I WILL EXPLODE
is a Game about Science, Heroes, and the Future.
Become a true NATION HERO and volunteer to take the ULTRAMANS ELIXIR!
Climb to GREATEST HEIGHTS than any other nation AGAINYMORE will!
BE the HERO GLORIOUS LEADER wants YOU to BE!
TYPE in ALL CAPS and IMPRESS PEOPLE with your PLATFORMING PROWESS!
Can you DISCOVER all TWENTY research MILESTONES and INGENUITIZE the FUTURE?
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Arrows or WASD to move.
X, L, or SPACE to JUMP and back out.
C or K to SWITCH POLARITY and to select.
M to MUTE/UNMUTE.
ENTER to BLOW your own HEAD off.
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Game/Art by Hangedman http://hangedmandesign.com
Sound/Music by Jack Menhorn http://jackmenhorn.com
Let me know what you think!
Cheers!
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Here's a hint for actually reading this:
COMPLACENT requires you to find a happy place.