Well...
This is my first ever flash game...
It's strange that it's taken 2 years for it to get to NG because it isn't in anyways a monumental game. It's simple and crude and the amount of work I put into it was probably less than that of most game making people, but well, that'll probably show when you play it. Regardless, I hope you get something out of it, perhaps an amused chuckle or at least a smirk, and with that I bid you a good day and good health. :)