You never asked for it, but here you go! Not exactly canon, visually inconsistent, Rarity's cutie mark is different for no apparent reason... I hope it's still fun.
It was inspired by the Cyanide and Happiness random comic generator. Of course, this one has no mature content.
I work with Flash MX and, therefore, ActionScript 2.0, meaning there's no easy way to implement a save function. If you have a doable solution, please let me know.
https://doomengloom.deviantart.com/DoomenGloom wrote Pinkie's movie monologue and drew a certain Marvel character in two panels.

EDIT: The master file's been updated to version 1.01 - There's 60 more panels to play with, bringing it to a total of 360.
If it doesn't work, you can always download the file and run it through a SWF player of your choice.

I do intend to keep updating this, but I need to prioritise paying work. If you'd like to help me gain a bit more freedom, please check out myhttps://www.patreon.com/rubbishraccoonPatreon account.

https://www.deviantart.com/kawaiinikki/art/Pinkie-Pie-Eyebrow-raising-Emote-580434158Pinkie Pie Eyebrow raising Emote So check out https://www.patreon.com/gingerfoxymy Patreon. You know you want to! :star: https://www.deviantart.com/coconuts777/art/Rarity-Wink-712791852Rarity Wink