Press [space] as fast as you can to beat that brat Diamond Tiara to the flag!
Go! Go! Go!
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Yes. My masterpiece is complete!
Dozens of years honing my skills in animation and computer programming have all been leading up to this.
I doubt that any piece of art, past, present, or future, can even compare to how absolutely perfect this game is.
(Okay, please don't hate me for making something this sucky. I just wanted to make something easy for once. Try to have fun with it.)