Just for the folks at Kongregate, I whipped up an excellent game! Mind you, this game took 6 years of long and very difficult work to complete; long hours at the office, sleeping under my desk, neglecting to provide for my family; you know.

I set up a brand new email account ([email protected]) in preparation for the immense volume of fan mail I’m going to receive for this masterpiece. I hope you enjoy it.

You uh….you use the arrow keys and the S key. You’re a smart person, you’ll figure it out I’m sure.