Oh, no! The Dastardly Bastard has robbed the candy store and stolen Spaz Jetter's main squeeze! Put your jetpack and energy-shooting fingers to work and show that top hat-wearing asswipe who's boss.

DEFAULT CONTROLS
(These can be changed in the options menu)
Arrows: Move/Duck
A: Jet
S: Jump
D: Fire
F: Weapon Switch
P: Pause