This isn't meant to be offensive.

No clue.

In an alternate universe, it turns out that aliens forced Stalin to starve millions of his people. Otherwise, they would destroy the Earth. However Jesus is determined to turn one fish into many. How long can Stalin hold off Jesus in order to starve his people, before the aliens destroy the Earth?

Only you decide.

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