Unhappy Mower
For some reason, the keyboard controls refuse to work most of the time. This could be an issue with the game itself, though, as this problem is also present on the live web.
Quick Help
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Objective:
Protect the puppy from the Rainbow Midget-Horses. Kill the Rainbow Midget-Horses by running them over with the mower (but be careful not to mow the puppy!). The game goes on constantly until the puppy dies (that sounded so wrong...).
Controls:
WASD / Arrowkeys: steer
P: pause
SPACE: Select (menus)
Touch Controls:
Touch the edges of the field to steer,
Touch the middle of the field to pause,
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If you spot any bugs or typos (or know of an award for most convoluted premise), please let me know. Yes, this parodies My Little Pony in a very loose sense (I am not watching that show unless they do a Futurama crossover). Special thanks to Retrobox2 for making the music for this game.
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UPDATE:
New and massively improved music from Retrobox2! If you want a download of the in-game music, stay tuned!
UPDATE (May 12/2013):
Music now changes if a Rainbow Midget-Horse gets too close to the puppy and there are are 5 or more Rainbow Midget-Horses on the field.