You guys seem to like Windows parodies. Here's one for ya, based off of XKCD's 528th comic, available at http://xkcd.com/528/

YOU MUST READ THE COMIC FOR THIS TO MAKE SENSE! The comic is available in the movie, though, so don't fret.

And, just to let you know. C-M- doesn't do anything, just use the keyboard and the mouse. There are 4 things Hitler can do. They're random, and they are weighted.

--alex