Windows Nab Beta 1!!!
With features that include

1.Restarts after anything!
2.Spyware Downloader
3.Supports No Games
4.Supports No Music
5.If you close the start menu it opens My Documents
6.Virus Checker Cleans NOTHING!!!

Windows NAB, The Better Way To Go

(This is not meant to make fun of windows in any way, I just made this for fun and to showcase the many errors in Windows Nab)