= Make sure you have to latest version of flash player http://www.adobe.com/products/flashplayer/=

Click the prospit bubble to wake up John, he will then tell you the time, then click the Z bubble to put him to sleep again.

To change john to god tier, just click the blue button on the bottom right-hand corner

Right clicking will show some credits for my dA and tumblr.

You can add him to your website using this html code (this works for tumblr descriptions too): http://pastebin.com/3W601rjq

Tools used:
Flash CS3
SFXR: http://www.drpetter.se/project_sfxr.html or http://www.superflashbros.net/as3sfxr/

Notes: Sounds glitch up sometimes, might fix later.