We have been hit by an increasing incidence of maids falling off tall buildings! Our maids and foreign workers are unsung heroes. For without them, our beds will remain unmade, our meals uncooked and our kids will run amok like the spoilt brats they are. Losing our maids, our most valuable foreign talents, will rip the fabric of our society apart!
So mobilize our SCDF (Singapore Civil Defence Force) men and save our maids (and occasional student) but avoid the killer litter!